beautifulmentaljukebox: fuckyeahstephencolbert:
Jerri Blank: “Packing a Musket”, by Jerri Blank. When you work from your home and johns call on the phone, you’re a call girl. When you walk ‘til you limp and give a cut to a pimp, you’re a street whore. When they’re beggin’ you please to get down on your knees near their groinage, excusa me, but you see, don’t you touch where they pee without coinage.
Mr. Chuck Noblet: Thank you, Jerri that’ll be…
Jerri Blank: When I straddle and squat, to show you my tw..
Mr. Chuck Noblet: All right Jerri!
